• me:  hey, why doesn't this book have the little book-y summary thingy on the back?
• my brother:  thats the bible, you moron.
• me:  oh.

me, my brother, and my dad watching the ending ceremony  

• me:  THEIR HAIR
• my brother:  yes, they have hair.
• me:  NOOOO LOOK AT ZAYN'S HAIR ITS BLONDE! AND NIALL HAS ZAYNS HAIR TRGFRHDJIFGF
• my dad:  wait...the one with the blonde thing in his hair is Niall and the other -?
• me:  NOOOO THATS ZAYN HE'S AMAZAYN THE BLONDE ONE IS NIALL AND THEY'RE IN LOVE.
• my brother:  So they are gay?
• me:  No, and yes! They haven't confessed their love for each other yet!
• my dad:  what happened to you liking justin bieber?
• me:  JUSTIN AND NIALL LOVE EAACH OTHER TOO.
• my dad:  
• my brother:  
• me:  ....i've said to much. goodbye -dramatically walks up stairs-

BUT.

SDGHKL;

I

CAN’T

CONTROL

MY

SELF

ZAYN’S

HAIR

BUT

ASDFGHJKL

NIALL’S

HAIR

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

I have a theroy, that Zayn is so much in love with Niall that he dyed a bit of his hair blonde, to metaphorically speaking ‘have a piece of Niall with him’ all the time. Niall’s hair just screams ‘I love Zayn, fuck me please.’ so. 

basically. you have just re-thought your life. not really im not smart. lol

• my friend:  i can't straighten my hair everyday, Casey. I have black people hair.
• me:  but i do...
• my friend:  but you have white people hair.

ugh. photoshop download.

niall-bb:

can we talk about how the first part of that tweet said ‘ultrasound’ and i was like holy shit DANIELLE IS PREGGO

• me:  im going to dieeeee
• my brother:  don't do that
• me:  don't tell me what to do.

sassfaggot:

roses are red, violets are blue, Harry Styles fuck me against the wall please

me this year during science:

me and my brother talking about what we're naming our cats 

• him:  we're not naming our cats 'fred and george'
• me:  but harry potterrrrrrr
• him:  no.
• me:  fine how about katniss? OR KATNIP! YES KATNIP!
• him:  not the hunger games either.
• me:  tweedle dee and tweedle dumb?
• him:  we should name them 'mini casey' and 'mini jeromy' and when anyone asks us we can be like 'these are our....mini mes.' *dramatically looks into the distance, like doctor evil. epic austin powers moment*
• me:  no. we would say... MINI KITTIES.